Unpopular SOs
Wow, she sure has a creative and colorful way of describing things.
Rotten? Naaah. My sisters have always been accepting of anyone I’ve introduced them to as my SO, EXCEPT for when I was dating the town tart for a brief period in 1987. Mary Ann used to say, “Tommy, she’s not welcome in this house.” And I used to get them fired up by speaking the typical conversation one might hear at a typical Hesley Christmas dinner. Now my date’s name was Brandy, let’s say. So if she waspresent at such a meal, one might hear:
“Brandy, pass the mashed potatoes.”
“Sure, Mrs. Hesley.”
“May I have the Ham Mary Ann?”
“Coming right up, Brandy.”
Oh, this used to drive the family CRAZY. They’d laugh, while boiling inside, and say, “In your wildest dreams, Tom.”
Well, more later.
