No S&M For Me
Dear [Lynn],
Na na, of course not. Whipping you just sounds funny. I bet you got away with a lot as a kid. Many things you SHOULD have been whipped for, but were not. I was just musing over how interesting it would be to set things right, and give you [all] the whippings you missed out on as a minor. 
*snicker*
Don’t want to mislead you. I’m not into that S&M stuff. [A friend I used to date] liked to be tied up and whipped. That wasn’t so bad, but I would not let her tie me up. No way, no how. That really would take a lot of trust, and I did not trust her THAT much.
But I do tend to be more conventional. Traditional methods of gratification in the bedroom are just fine by me. More chocolate off of the ant.
