Dear Vee
Dear  [Vee],
Ha ha ha, [Vee]. This is a good one. You, pretending to be [your husband]. Marvelous. Interesting points you made.
If only he’d realize that he’s not giving you the care you need, by letting himself become so heavy, treating your kids badly, turning your dwelling into a real-life zoo, and possessing and controlling you the way he seems to. You should have him read Albert Ellis’ book,  Guide to Rational Living. It might help him get his priorities straight, and it might help you tolerate his (apparently many) peculiarities more effectively. Good luck. I’m always here if you need support.
Later.
Tom
PS: Still laughing. 
