Married Guy After Emmy
Dear [Emmy],
Wow! Sounds like the internship is getting off to a great start. I used to work early on Sunday morning (2:00 – 10:00). But your shift sounds a lot better. 
Hopefully, [that married guy] will take your “No” for an answer, and leave you alone. If he doesn’t, you may have to threaten to tell his wife about this. Hopefully, it won’t come to that. But at least you have an ace in the hole, if you need it.
Yep, you’re hot.
It’s wonderful that you’re being so understanding of me and my issues. You really do love me, don’t you.
Talk to you later,
Tom Hesley
