Dear married fellow,

I’ll keep this short. Your wife is beautiful, and I want her; I’d love to give her a body massage. That’s all. I don’t want to steal her from you. No intercourse. No exchange of bodily fluids. Nothing hidden. No secrets. Everything would be above board. You can even watch if you want. I’d just like to experience her a little because there’s nothing more exciting than sampling a lady for the first time or two.

Now I’d never hit on a man’s wife without his permission. So I’m asking for yours before I do it. If you say no, then I promise that she’ll never know about this while you two stay married. If you like, I’ll back off. No problem. But I really hope you’ll allow this.

Chances are over fifty percent that you are unhappy in your marriage, since over half of all marriages end within five years of beginning. So if you’re not satisfied with each other anymore, then this diversion could be just what the two of you need to get things back on track. Or, perhaps you’ve given up on your marriage long ago. Maybe you just haven’t gotten around to divorcing yet. Perhaps the love is gone but you can’t afford separating. But if she agrees to this, this would get her out of your hair for a little while, allowing you to play with other women you desire with a clear conscience. It could motivate her to speed up the divorce as well.

So what do you think? Sound interesting? Let me know.

Take care,
Tom Hesley